Dear Ol’ Karma

Dear Ol’ Karma
By Coco / August 3, 2020

Okay I am sorry for calling you old I know how people gets all defensive when called old no matter how old they are 😂, but then again you ain’t people so sorry not sorry. I have always imagined how flawless you are, glowing skin, flowing hair, beautiful eyes that has fire behind them. I have to commend the good job, I mean your laws and the implementation pretty neat stuff.

My main aim of writing this letter is to bring to your attention something that has kinda been bothering me for a while now. It’s about your most important rule; “whatever we put out in the universe is what comes back to us” I love that rule like who doesn’t, it reassures us. I just feel there could be a few modifications we could make to it (when I say we I mean you, then maybe I could get little credit or none it’s all up to you), I am really not trying to teach you your job.

Basically the idea of everything you do in life, you get a reward either good or bad makes me sleep well at night. To be honest if you didn’t exist I would have personally been doing your job and I know I would kick ass at it. Back to the reason I am writing, I think whenever you do bad things to people for doing bad things, you should leave a note like;

“This is stealing mama Bisi’s pot of soup in 1993, I told you I’d get you bitch serves you right” or

“Do you remember that girl you body shamed throughout secondary school, this is payback bitch 🤣😂”.

I am just saying because niggas out here thinking they don’t deserve what they are getting either because; they still think what they did wasn’t wrong, or they have forgotten the time they did something bad or worse of all they don’t believe you exist.

So if I had your job I would be deliberate, I would let my victim know why they are getting what they are getting and laugh so hard in their faces, I’d bask in their pain and agony. I understand that you are trying to be subtle and classy, but you have to agree with me that in some cases you need to be razz and petty.

🤣Lol I have to admit that there are some people that have done me bad to the extent that I wish I was you to do them bad too and be like this is what you get for doing this to me at that time and laugh. Also could you at least increase your speed of your reaction, don’t you think it’s boring (well I do) when you spend too much time before paying someone for their deeds. You don’t react after 10 years it’s unfair, what if the person regrets he or she had done…?. I know there are a lot of cases to tend to but please increase the speed or better yet employ an assistant.

Anyways that would be all for now I think, asides all these you are doing a stupendous job keep it up. I just want to make something clear; I don’t want to steal your job just want to help as a concerned individual. I am too busy anyways, I mean I have a blog to run and what not. Stay beautiful.

Sincerely

Your number one fan.

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