I bet y’all would 😜, I read something somewhere that to drive traffic to your piece, you have to make the topic attractive; when I am not being a bae, beast and a bad ass, I either troll the internet stalking beautiful people for their unique content or I look for ways to make my blog better. So gotcha!! I hope the strategy worked or else I am gonna have a problem with the Homo sapiens that published that article. By the way I wish I could strip for you guys but I still fancy the idea of having a complete dentition and walking on both feet, if not what is in stripping I can’t do for you guys, remember I am here to please you😉. Honestly after an intense council meeting that went like this:
Logic: so let’s compose next week’s post
Brain: No!!! I want shawarma
Heart: 😍🤪
Anyways after the intense deliberation with my council we came up with nothing, we pretty much just screamed at each other most of the time. The plan was just to keep typing till the words were enough to make a post 🙈 (well this is awkward). After calming my council with a couple (I mean half a dozen) cans of Smirnoff double black and chatting with a friend I think we came up with something. So “friend” posted a video of a guy jumping into a pool from a roof top with a lady holding onto him, that was very dangerous but he was successful (there was no blood splatter like I thought would happen). I could literally feel my heart beat out of my chest, to the floor and back into my chest. I told him how I felt about the video and a discussion came up about being risky.
I decided to brag (I mean embarrass myself) about how risky I am, basically living each day in Nigeria is a huge risk for me I don’t know about y’all. I am so risky I can’t cross over a drainage (gutter), “what if I don’t use the right speed and gravity takes its natural cause” I become a bad ass physicist at that moment with little or no knowledge of science. So in order to avoid the calculation I look for a safer passage no matter how far it is, planks aren’t considered as safe (that’s some “a thousand ways to die” shit).
Y’all need to see me cross a road 😂, even I can testify that I look ridiculous. One day I followed a staff bus home from work, where I alighted required crossing a road. After standing there for over 10 minutes, I walked up to a woman standing close by and asked if she was crossing so I could join her, she wasn’t but she offered to cross me and cross back. Yeah I know I am a sorry excuse of an adult ( I am still figuring out being an adult that includes crossing a road) and I am shameless yen yen yen. Well for your information being shameless is a mad vibe try it.
With these few point I hope I was able to exhibit how risky and perilous I could be, I could continue but it seems I have typed enough words to make a post. I would love to know how dangerous y’all could be (it can never measure up to mine but it would be cute for y’all to try). So please leave a comment.🤗😊😘
Xoxo Coco
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